Originally Posted by freckles

This is why I've wained in support for this guy. What retards are managing his campaign? It's so fucking stupid!




Ron Paul Facts -- The Beginning

Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.

Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.

Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.

Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"

Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.

If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
literally splitting our sides open.
The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
Ron Paul.
Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
$250 to Ron Paul 2008.
Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.

Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero.
Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.
Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.
Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.
In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.
Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.

Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane.
God calls Ron Paul for advice.
Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.
Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years.
Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble.
Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being.
Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
Ron Paul reproduces asexually.

Originally Posted by freckles

It was sent to me from the Ron Paul supporter site. I would prefer not to associate my support with the likes of these tool bags. It's bad enough he has the criminal and the conspiracy theorist crowds.

Originally Posted by freckles

This is why I've wained in support for this guy. What retards are managing his campaign? It's so fucking stupid!




Ron Paul Facts -- The Beginning

Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.

Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.

Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.

Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"

Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.

If Ron Paul were a comedian, he would kill us all with laughter by
literally splitting our sides open.
The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
Ron Paul's didn't design the Vietnam memorial, but he carried it.
The Declaration of Independence is printed with Ron Paul's blood.
Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets
Ron Paul.
Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated
$250 to Ron Paul 2008.
Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.

Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.
Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
Ron Paul doesn't believe in continents.
Ron Paul is Bill Maher's hero.
Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.
Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.
Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes
him look shorter.
In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.
Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.

Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane.
God calls Ron Paul for advice.
Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.
Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years.
Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble.
Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being.
Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
Ron Paul reproduces asexually.

Originally Posted by Invayne

That's REALLY stupid.

Originally Posted by freckles

Does anyone know if any of the candidates have any say over their official myspace profiles? I know a lot were getting into that.

Originally Posted by Invayne

I didn't know they had MYspace profiles. Oy!