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Burning Giraffe · 04-12-2008, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by justoneman

Steezer i am seeing you as the manager. You are very quick to anger. You will at the drop of a hat fly off the handle at the Ump. Kicking dirt and throwing your had on the ground and screaming at the top of your lungs inches away from the officials face, only to see minutes later on film you were wrong and then needing to apologize.

Actually, I was kind of thinking of Sparta as manager.

justoneman · 04-12-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Giraffe

Actually, I was kind of thinking of Sparta as manager.

Not the crafty starting pitcher with all the stuff? Deceptive unpredictable. You think he is going to groove a fast ball down the middle and then you get the off speed stuff.

Burning Giraffe · 04-12-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by justoneman

Not the crafty starting pitcher with all the stuff? Deceptive unpredictable. You think he is going to groove a fast ball down the middle and then you get the off speed stuff.

eh, not so much. It's a shame DA isn't here anymore. He would definitely be WAY OUT IN LEFT FIELD!

Bourne · 04-12-2008, 06:06 PM

Davocrat for pitching coach. He's a natural for that job.

Coolio43 · 04-12-2008, 06:40 PM

Invayne for PH official ball girl. She sure knows how to retrieve.

johnflesh · 04-12-2008, 06:48 PM

Michaelr for first base. Always there, dependable and tall enough to get those wild throws. But careful, he throws a little wild himself on those late night games.

justoneman · 04-12-2008, 08:03 PM

Coach Sparta once told Inkslinger to pick up a bat in the dug out. Ten minutes later Inky was seen wandering through the stadium looking for the hotdog vendor cause he had the munchies.

Coolio43 · 04-12-2008, 08:09 PM

Coach Sparta called on Inky to pinch run for Michael. Inky was on 2nd base and stole 1st base.
Needless to say Inky was demoted to PH mascot, bat boy and water boy.

steezer · 04-12-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by justoneman

Steezer i am seeing you as the manager. You are very quick to anger. You will at the drop of a hat fly off the handle at the Ump. Kicking dirt and throwing your had on the ground and screaming at the top of your lungs inches away from the officials face, only to see minutes later on film you were wrong and then needing to apologize.

I don't do that anymore (apologize), because I realized who I was arguing with and began to understand I was right more than I was wrong.

Plus, I could never manage this team. I'd be laughing my ass off too much watching you strike out at the plate with a wiffle bat or throw the ball over to first base like a girl.

But I think my favorite would be watching you take a grounder that took a bad hop in the nutsack.

justoneman · 04-12-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by steezer

I don't do that anymore (apologize), because I realized who I was arguing with and began to understand I was right more than I was wrong.

Plus, I could never manage this team. I'd be laughing my ass off too much watching you strike out at the plate with a wiffle bat or throw the ball over to first base like a girl.

But I think my favorite would be watching you take a grounder that took a bad hop in the nutsack.

When did you see me play baseball???

Sure I have taken a couple in the nads before. No perminent damage there but I do have a cool scare over the right eye from an errant hop. Chicks dig scares like that though.