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Sparta · 05-28-2008, 11:14 AM

babs moma's so ugly his dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

babs moma's so ugly you have to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her.

babs moma's so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in.

Babylon · 05-28-2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Bourne

My mother died a quite painful and drawn out death of breast and brain cancer in '98. Insult me if you so chose, I don't mind. But please refrain from doing so to my mother.

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Babylon · 05-28-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sparta

babs moma's so ugly his dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

babs moma's so ugly you have to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her.

babs moma's so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in.

Sparta's so dumb he thinks a quarterback is a refund

Sparta's so dumb he got hit by a parked car

Sparta's so poor he tried soul food

Oh, sorry, these were Mama jokes..?

Coolio43 · 05-28-2008, 11:32 AM

Babs moma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Babs moma is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".

Babs moma so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub.

Babs moma so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

Babs moma so fat she had to get baptised at sea world.

steezer · 05-28-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Bourne

I remember that game. He should have been fired. Given the way that he's been treating the press combined with his misuse of his bullpen it may yet happen. If he doesn't continue winning I think he's gone by the All Star game.

I hope so. Question is who would they bring in to replace him. I heard Brenley's name come up.

I also remember when he was at war with Larussa last year during the last week of the season and he had his pitcher bean one of the Cardinal players. It might even have been Pujos.

steezer · 05-28-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Giraffe

OK.

Can anyone help me think of some 2nd grade insults I could use to one-up Bourne here?

Here's a oldie that never fails. You're so low, you could play handball against the curbs with ants.

Sparta · 05-28-2008, 02:56 PM

coolio's moms so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it ducked.

Engine-Ear · 05-28-2008, 06:45 PM

your mam's so dumb she bought a glass door with a peep hole in it
your mama's so fat she gotta iron her pants in the driveway
your mama's so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of franks
your mama's so short she gotta look up to see down

Coolio43 · 05-30-2008, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Babylon

I want to play too, it's my damn thread..?!!

Awaits the onslaught on insults..

I nominate Babs to be catcher. He can "chatter" at opposing batters "yo moma so" jokes to distract their focus and concentration. Coolio volunteers to replace Vortex in CF. She keeps "spinning", dropping fly balls and making errors.