Wanna work for me? - Page 2

Dr.Knuckles · 04-19-2008, 03:06 AM

I've heard people from Washington DC Projects get the jitters on East Hastings St.

They shake their head and say 'damn this place has really gone downhill'

Akkaid · 04-30-2008, 03:10 AM

Heh, no kidding man, I'm a Master Training Specialist in the Navy and Im thinking about getting out. You gonna pay me in Canadian Dollars or Greenbacks?

Dr.Knuckles · 04-30-2008, 02:02 PM

I'm gonna pay you in Canadian dollars, I'm gonna take 25% of it away before you even see it in federal tax, pension plan and unemployment insurance, then by the end of the year the government is going to calculate how much money you made, realise how little it was, and they'll send you a check with all your money back plus more because we deducted way too much for your income bracket... which everyone in the building knew was happening all year.

Then I'm going to force you to spell everything with extra 'U's.

No seriously... it's a part itme job but if you're legal to work in Canada and Vancouver appeals to you.. I'll get you at least 4 hours a day.

Maritxu · 05-02-2008, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

I am currently hiring English, French, Portuguese and Spanish language instructors for our downtown Vancouver language centre.

We offer: a wage that could charitably be described as "minimal", paid training, the opportunity to work for me, union membership, a fun and rewarding atmosphere, the chance to meet super-hot foreign students, an elite global corporation to put on your resume.

You have: a dislike of money and status, a passion for teaching, Canadian work visa or citizenship (this means you, military deserters), a professional attitude and demeaner.

If you yourself are deemed a "super hot foreigner" - there may be an 'oral exam' as part of the interview.

If you find me a place where to stay I can work for the summer. Would love to go to your beautiful country and that sounds like a great excuse to tell my parents