Originally Posted by Invayne

A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind.
We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House
and now half the country is looking for work."

Originally Posted by Defensor

Substitute blacks for "Aryans" and whites for "Jews," and you have Barack Obama.