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Old 06-16-2008, 10:49 AM   #1
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Sweet. Sounds like a good deal.

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Old 06-16-2008, 10:58 AM   #2
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Nah, I'm not a big fan of turkey. However, what the hell is up with the genital free thing?
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:46 AM   #3
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The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. This should not be here but in the joke section.
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You are right Free. I looked at their website, and it is hilarious.

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Nah, I'm not a big fan of turkey. However, what the hell is up with the genital free thing?
A misprint. It's suppose to read "Free genitals..."
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The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. This should not be here but in the joke section.
It's satire, political satire, and as such should be fine in the Politics section. I especially liked the "Genital Free" statement on the package.
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:27 PM   #7
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