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06-16-2008, 10:49 AM
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GOP antiodontalgic
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Accept Christ and get a free turkey
Sweet. Sounds like a good deal.
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06-16-2008, 10:58 AM
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Who loves ya baby......
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Re: Accept Christ and get a free turkey
Nah, I'm not a big fan of turkey. However, what the hell is up with the genital free thing?
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Tick, on irony
Yea, well genious is hard to beat, but, at least we try.
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06-16-2008, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Re: Accept Christ and get a free turkey
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. This should not be here but in the joke section.
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06-16-2008, 12:09 PM
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GOP antiodontalgic
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: Accept Christ and get a free turkey
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Originally Posted by Think for myself
Nah, I'm not a big fan of turkey. However, what the hell is up with the genital free thing?
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A misprint. It's suppose to read "Free genitals..."  |
Are you offended by the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?
" Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance." ~ Sarah Palin
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06-16-2008, 12:52 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Re: Accept Christ and get a free turkey
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Originally Posted by freecell
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. This should not be here but in the joke section.
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It's satire, political satire, and as such should be fine in the Politics section. I especially liked the "Genital Free" statement on the package. |
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06-19-2008, 04:27 PM
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An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Florida
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Re: Accept Christ and get a free turkey
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