Originally Posted by william the wierd

I prefer to waste my time and money on barbequed tuna steaks marinated in olive oil and lime juice for 24 hours and served with a garnish of calamata olives, capers, lemon zest, orange juice, lemon juice, shallots and parsley. The nearly pure carbon hickory charcoal flavors the odors of the cooking meat as surface moisture is seared off the steaks to trap in the juices that are released by the chilled garnish. Served with grilled corn on the cob and beer soaked hot dogs with non-grilled greenbean casserole, ice cream, salad, homemade creamy Italian dressing and assorted oddments it only lacks some blue food to make it a truly patriotic dinner.

Originally Posted by Dr.Knuckles

So Libre, you're not coming to the nude mock-funeral the rest of us are having for Mother Earth's innocence?

We were going to paint ourselves black with organic cow-shit and mourn the loss of our ecosystem, all while humming a dirge about the slow but satisfying erasure of human freedoms.

Then usually there's a small child brought in to be roasted and eaten while we bow to Mecca.



What colour is the sky in your world?

Originally Posted by Libre

I wish!!

My brother was an accountant on Malcolm In The Middle and he told me that the funniest episode they ever filmed never aired. It was made just prior to 9/11 and featured an enormous firework called "The Great Satan!" I guess there is also a guy in a Mohamed costume and, well, we all know you can't show that on TV anymore.

Originally Posted by ThatGuy

lol. Why should I buy them when I just sit on my deck and watch my neighbor's displays. It's like a flippin' war zone. Besides. It allows me extra beer money.....Hmmm, I wonder what my carbon offset tax for my Yuengling consumption will be this time next year in the Obama administration?

Originally Posted by Merantes

Are you saying you can find Yuengling outside of PA? I miss it.

Originally Posted by mjdsr

I live in PA. You can buy fireworks in PA, but not if you have a PA driver's license. It is a twisted law. Anyway, we go to Maryland.

Originally Posted by Libre

TERRORIST!!!


Seriously though, if Homeland Security got hold of you you'd probably end up in GITMO! LOL

Originally Posted by Davocrat

You can get it in NC. Even at Food Lion.

Originally Posted by Libre

I remember going down to TJ with my friends to pick up the good stuff. I remember one time a friend's dad walking into a fireworks store with a lit cigarette and getting tackled right out the door NFL style!

Originally Posted by Davocrat

Yes, I have to hand it to you. You've proven your point about libertarianism. To think all you had to do was put my photo on fireworks.