This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother’s side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them. Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.
R. A. Heinlein
At present, the internet allows one to claim anything, relationship to royalty, physical attributes and expertise they do not have...........